are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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