After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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