I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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