My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
