I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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