I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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