Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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