WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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