i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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