Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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