some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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