is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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