does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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