we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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