Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
