i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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