Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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