I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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