Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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