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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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