Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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