Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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