ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You are a genius and a whore.
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