I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
