Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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