Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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