so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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