I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So vagazzling was a success
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
