does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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