we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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