forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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