i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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