We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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