just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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