She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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