Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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