i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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