Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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