i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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