She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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