He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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