she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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