the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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