I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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