Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Buhtt sex?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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