i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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