If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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