Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Randomize
