One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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