Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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