Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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