so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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